Our leader Cameron, that product of the Oxbridge sausage factory, while doing his rounds in the latest Crooks and Liars competition, our general election, has been spouting how wonderful our country is now that it has been fixed by him and his millionaire cronies. Well, I suppose from where he lives, in that bubble of pampered parasites, it has been fixed and the figures prove his point.
Since Cameron was crowned king of the Crooks and Liars, all of us lesser mortals have seen our incomes depressed, while inflation kept on rising, and energy bills went through the roof. According to the Office of National Statistics, UK incomes have fallen by 3.5% in real terms.
So here are the figures that prove the King Cameron is correct in his claim that he has fixed things.
Average Wages Rises Under the rule of King Cameron:
Bankers: 35%
FTSE 100 directors: 14%
MP's: 11%
Nurses: 1%
Teachers: 1%
So you can see, from his wee bubble, he has fixed things good and proper.
